ape babies: hey whats up I can climb around and do whatever the fuck i want basically from birth
human baby: uhhhhhhhhhhh guess ill be a dumb immobile little slug for like a year
Human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums can’t pass through the birth canal. We’re basically all born premature because of our big brains.
big brained babies too stupid to do sick flips from tree branches
